Let's just go to the gym right now!" is something the intoxicated ram might suddenly want to do—even if they are normally couch potatoes
It starts with one drink, then another, then you’ve ordered another round, then one more. Suddenly, you’re super drunk, but your Taurus friend over here is chilling.
Geminis are hardwired to spread information, not hide it. So, when alcohol lowers their naturally low inhibitions when it comes to gossip, tea will spill everywhere.
However, alcohol can temporarily de-shell your average Cancer long enough to open the floodgates of their feelings, which usually means tears.
Lights, camera, drunk! Leos can make a stage of a bathroom floor, and if that's where they're booked that night, they will work it like they’re at Carnegie Hall.
It's a good thing Virgos aren't evil, because they know everyone's weaknesses. The thing about a Virgo is that when they criticize you, they do it because they genuinely want to help.
A Libra is all about love in all its forms, and even one glass of wine can elevate a new acquaintance to best friend status.
The scorpion reputation for being highly sexual is usually interpreted too literally (really, they are the sign of desire itself, writ large).
Centaurs are already loud and jovial party people, so adding alcohol to the mix is only going to take things up from there.
Capricorns dress for the jobs they want, and when they drink, they get business drunk. That means they could get through the introductory round of interviews at a white shoe firm.
Aquarians think they are right all the time anyway (side effect of being the geniuses of the zodiac), so when they’ve got a buzz on, they launch into full campaign mode
The slippery fish of the zodiac will find the most remote little corner of any party and camp out there.